A round of the stories you heard on the BOB & TOM Show, funny tweets, and other stuff that will make you laugh:
.@earleonfox13 this is GOLD! pic.twitter.com/KkrSwrWLbj
— Brittani (@BrittaniD_Fox13) February 26, 2016
The Northern Territory man with the world's loudest burp https://t.co/sweDFTEkpY via @YouTube
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
Police: Thief makes off with $800 worth of hair regrowth, memory products https://t.co/Dyu8kKicUL
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
Canadian man fined for smuggling turtles in his pants https://t.co/sjQplg5fJt
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
One-legged armed robber hops off with cash after waving gun around https://t.co/6KloZ72mHe
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
Man Says His American Airlines’ Seat Was Soaked In Urine – Consumerist https://t.co/O8j2vbG6uF
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
Three men who need the toilet get stuck in a Darwin lift | Daily Mail Online https://t.co/C9fA7pVclX
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
16-Year-Old Russian Gamer Wins a Month Living with an Adult Film Star in a Hotel https://t.co/F8I0jNazrp
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
Man Changes Name To 'Bacon Double Cheeseburger' (Yes, Alcohol Was Involved) https://t.co/BuQSp44TtR
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
Mean Tweets – Movie Edition https://t.co/7rI8ovqZjg via @YouTube
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
An exhibition dedicated to 'Drawing Dicks on the Herald Sun' is happening https://t.co/d80EOC7TGr
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 26, 2016
Really…REALLY….NSFW…https://t.co/GlLb9dEvAr
— Chick McGee (@chickmcgee1) February 29, 2016
A trespassing raccoon invaded the Yankees' spring training field again https://t.co/SK6TfobFUL via @forthewin
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Check out @mrskin's 17th annual Anatomy Awards https://t.co/MnPvAjcDwC
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
University of New Hampshire Just Made History And Started Up The Nation's First Beer Brewing Minor https://t.co/MDBVpogOuy via BroBible
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
This is what happens when you don't thank the bear. #Oscars https://t.co/O3tYdis1fc pic.twitter.com/l0tcfyMwOJ
— One. Perfect. Shot. (@OnePerfectShot) February 29, 2016
Damn kids: Jack Webb Dragnet – The Big Departure Speech https://t.co/Xiduwwl1nX via @YouTube
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
All of a sudden…I like Aaron Rodgers A LOT more….https://t.co/ulkwV3U3Fa
— Chick McGee (@chickmcgee1) February 29, 2016
Here we go again….. https://t.co/PJp1XMf4qd
— Chick McGee (@chickmcgee1) February 29, 2016
This lady was caught with an unbelievable amount of cocaine in her vagina | New York Post https://t.co/JAoRQc56XA
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Giant pink condom put onto Sydney's Hyde Park obelisk to remind residents to have safe sex https://t.co/6t49lF7Ok1
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
See the latest It's Grisworld! cartoon in our mobile app in the photos section right now! https://t.co/H6q0XYCTYr pic.twitter.com/v94L5W74xo
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Stinky mess after truck hauling porta-potties rolls over on U.S. – Tucson News Now https://t.co/29EW1eTflP
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
10 Crazy Body Connections https://t.co/ReEiHpyOYd
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
From our "Anus" Google Alert: Oddest book title prize shortlist gets behind cultural history of the anus https://t.co/GQYrlWnNfX
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
House owner asks tenant to leave for not paying rent – then finds over 200 bottles of URINE in his bedroom https://t.co/nOqAdGfCDF
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Lego Markets Stay-at-Home Hipster Dad Figurine in New Line – NBC News https://t.co/040wZYZ6II
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Pizza Hut to give free pizza to Leap Day babies https://t.co/xnVDXZfPbO
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Pony leads California police on a wild unicorn chase – https://t.co/U3bcTW2YaT https://t.co/ffkZJe9l88
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Boy awakes from coma addicted to cheese and swearing | UK | News | The Independent https://t.co/pr06DqEQsf
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Man attempts to cross the Alps wearing prosthetic hooves https://t.co/ViH1w5F0ty
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
“Until 1997, sex before marriage was actually illegal and could be prosecuted as "hooliganism".” https://t.co/3aWJUD0AF3
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
15 Cartoon Images Made Inappropriate by a Single Logo https://t.co/s60qpiGIVx
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
The First Gay President: 18 Sexual Secrets Of U.S. Presidents | https://t.co/IZC78yRR7V https://t.co/orsjy5sxPR
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Raw: Japan Zoo Holds Escaped Zebra Drill https://t.co/AzSc7HXEN0 via @YouTube
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
"Gramps how'd you meet Nana?"
"I hanged out the passenger side of my best friend's ride & hollered"
(Nana smiles)
"I thought he was a scrub"— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) February 12, 2016
ah okay. good thing i read the description of this youtube video. thought for a second xxdragonblade96 owned the rights to eleanor rigby
— rob whisman (@robwhisman) January 20, 2016
Back before Fitbit, I had to count every step in my head all day long. Such a hassle.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 12, 2016
MOTHER: we named each of you after where you were born
AUSTIN: cool
SAVANNAH: wow
BRITTANY: awesome!
ARBY'S TOILET: wtf— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) February 13, 2016
"You've got to hear it on Vinyl. The sound is so much warmer." – a hipster describing Ray Romano's voice
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 16, 2016
Lizards always look like you just asked them to help you move. pic.twitter.com/TDhmBEFKAB
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) February 17, 2016
Emma aka Kylie Jenner after wisdom teeth removal https://t.co/cYU6ujpmBz via @YouTube
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
Parrot gets NSFW when his cage is destroyed. https://t.co/oY5QISMBpG
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016
i'm starting to think that this is the last season of America and the writers are just going nuts
— Jake Flores (@feraljokes) February 13, 2016
[spelling bee]
Your word is 'pressure'
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
I think it's time we moved in together
— Floyd (@dafloydsta) February 11, 2016
Flintstones Metal Drumming – JOEY MUHA https://t.co/qKiWVMtqGp via @YouTube
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) February 29, 2016