Monday

Pat McAfee

Pat McAfee is Number 1 on the field as the punter for the Colts, and he is number one in the hearts of sports fans in Indianapolis. Well, at least he’s in the top 10. Drafted in 2009 out of West Virginia University, McAfee has not only been an important part of the Colts specials teams (and emergency QB if needed), he’s also become one of the faces of the franchise off the field. Follow Pat on twitter. Check out the Pat McAfee Foundation.

Tuesday

Rajiv Satyal

Rajiv Satyal is a standup comedian from Cincinnati, Ohio, whose witty, universal, and TV-clean act resonates around the world by covering everything from racial issues to soap bottles to his favorite topic — himself.  This University of Cincinnati engineer and former Procter & Gamble marketer has toured with Dave Chappelle, Tim Allen, Kevin Nealon, and Russell Peters.  He co-founded the world-touring Make Chai Not War, a Hindu/Muslim stand-up show that traversed seven Indian cities in 2012, sponsored by the U.S. State Dept.  Rajiv has earned 3 million+ YouTube views, performed on three continents, and been featured on NBC, NPR, Nickelodeon, Fx, Netflix, and Pandora, as well as in The Wall Street Journal, Advertising Age, The Huffington Post, The Cincinnati Enquirer, and the LA Times.  He has done stand-up at more than 70 colleges and is a regular at all major comedy clubs in LA.  His corporate clients include P&G (10 times), GE (6 times), General Mills, Quaker, Cisco and more.  His favorite sites in the whole wide world are facebook.com/funnyindian and rajivsatyal.com.  This LA-based pocket pundit challenges people to see a new point-of-view.  Most of all, he talks about what it’s like to be Rajiv.  And we all have some Rajiv in us, even if we don’t want to admit it. See his new one man show, “No Man’s Land!” Follow his Twitter here.

Wednesday

Thursday

Here Come the Mummies

It’s been a long and dusty road since 1922 when, at a dig in the desert south of Tunis, Professor Nigel Quentin Fontenelle Dumblucke IV (1895-1973) unearthed the ruins of an ancient discotheque to find a dozen undead Egyptian mummies inexplicably throwing down what he dubbed, “Terrifying Funk From Beyond the Grave.”

From these hovering souls, who called themselves Here Come The Mummies, Professor Dumblucke learned of the powerful curse that doomed them to wander the earth, seeking the ultimate riff, the one that may allow their spirits to rest after eons of, as they put it, “banging out solid fly grooves, y’all.” But their story was murky at best…

What is clear is that these saucy specters resurfaced around the turn of the Millennium. Without so much as a hot bath, HCTM would open for P-Funk and Al Green, rock Super Bowl Village 2012, become regulars at The Bob and Tom Show and massive festivals like Summerfest, and make themselves the darlings of sell-out crowds over wide swaths of North America. Maybe that’s why the ladies (and some dudes) can’t stop losing their minds over these mayhem-inducing mavens of mirth.

2013 saw HCTM pool the remains of their dusty hearts, addled brains, and withered appendages to make Cryptic, their sixth studio album.

2014 is the year of the free EP (so far “A La Mode” and “Pull It Off,” with a the 3rd in the works), and Rejuvannhilation, a full length concert film out now and shown on PBS.

Some say they were cursed after deflowering a great Pharaoh’s daughter. Others claim they are reincarnated Grammy-Winning studio musicians. Regardless, their showmanship, deep-pocket grooves, and penchant for double entendre will melt your heart and your face alike. Get ready, here comes… Here Come The Mummies. Follow their twitter. Visit their website.

Heywood Banks

Anyone who has ever spent any time listening to the BOB & TOM Show has no doubt heard a song by legendary comedian Heywood Banks. That’s because Heywood’s catalogue of classic tunes includes fan favorites like “Big Butter Jesus,” “I Like Summer,” “Toast,” “18 Wheels on a Big Rig,” “Punjab” and “Wiper Blades” just to name a few. In fact, Heywood has appeared on 36 of BOB & TOM’s comedy albums, more than any other artist by far. We’ve just been informed that Heywood may be adding to his already extensive list of songs when he visits us next. Now we’re just hoping he knows the lyrics. Visit his website here.

 

Donnie Baker

Due to the fact I’m still on probation much of my background is sealed in Court 7.  I swear to god it is.  You can look it up but good luck getting access because the new judge is a dick and I’d say it right to his face thru a privacy fence.  Again! 

A lot of people think my Mom Phyllis is my real mom.  Well, she ain’t!  She’s the one who basically raised me from a little bad ass in adult diapers because I was born with a condition called “Pork-a-phatitis.”  Let’s just say my pork sword needed more leg room and regular pull ups wouldn’t fit me.  I wasn’t even able to do regular push ups until my arms grew out when I was 14 years old.  I was raised in a strip club named XXXandues when my Mom Phyllis (Sheena/Vegas/Champagne) basically ran the place.  And she made more money in one summer with a broke arm than most the other girls put together.  And she couldn’t even push her boobs together like they could.  So you know she’s fire ass hot! 

I got my first boat when I was 17 years old.  I’ve had 4 boats since including the one I’m trying to sell.  When I do sell it, I’m going to get a bigger boat, so take that Mitchell.  The worst place to be in life is between boats.  I’ve been there too many times and I swear to god I’m never going back to that dark place.  I love my boat and hate to see it go.  But I’ll never sell my 7 trophies which are still in the front window at Discount Karate. I probably know more about the marshal arts than anybody I know of! 

My best friend for life is Scotty Winkler.  Scotty is good people and the only honest, friend I can truly trust.  I can’t wait until he gets out.  Me and Scotty have been with more hot girls than anybody I know of.  He was the one who introduced me to Angel Skinners.  And I was the one who told him about Patty Fergusons.  Looking back it’s kind of like the circle of life because now I’m with Patty and he’s been with Angel. I know.  Twilight zones.  Scotty is also the only other friend I have who really understands what its like to live and think like the harvest wolf.  Welcome to the pack Scotty!

My job sucks.  I work for somebody who ain’t even qualified to be a supervisor.  And I’d say it right to your face Randy!  Dishman hired me anyways and rumor has it your days or numbered anyways.  I’m tired of breaking down cardboard boxes for minimum wage especially the boxes are maximum weight.  I could sue your ass.  And who gave you the right to take FICA out of my check?  So Shut Up Randy!!

My Uncle Sonny has played cards with a lot of famous people including Burt Reynolds.  I think David Coverales is why rock n roll is still alive today.  And my goal is to push Trojan rubbers to keep working until they find one that fits me!  I’ve put stretch marks in a can coozie before so do the math!  If you have any other questions about my background you can look it up or call my pager to ask me right to my face. Visit the website. Follow him on twitter.

Friday

Jeff Dye

JEFF DYE is an extremely talented comedian/actor who is the host of MTV’s hit prank show, “MONEY FROM STRANGERS” and also currently stars in MTV’s popular spinoff show “GIRL CODE”.  Dye has hosted MTV’s “NEW YEARS COUNTDOWN LIVE FROM TIME SQUARE” with Snooki and JWoww which was watched by over 3 million viewers and appeared on the premiere of TBS’ “WHO GETS THE LAST LAUGH” (with Bill Bellamy and Kunal Nayyar). You may have seen him on COMEDY CENTRAL’S LIVE AT GOTHAM, his own half-hour comedy special “COMEDY CENTRAL PRESENTS JEFF DYE”, his MTV show “NUMBNUTS”, Host of ABC’s “EXTREME MAKEOVER HOME EDITION” and as a finalist on NBC’s Emmy nominated series “LAST COMIC STANDING”. Follow him on twitter, or visit his website.