The US Airways tweet has captured the imagination. We can't show you that photo, so we tried to recreate it. (If you REALLY want to see it, go here.) Sadly, Kristi said no.
Dean Tries to Give the Audience a #USAirways Visual: http://t.co/MLIuWMAFep
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) April 15, 2014
Also, we present some of our favorite tweets.
Just saw the US Airways photo. Now you know why they call it the cockpit. #Zing
— Bob Kevoian (@bobkevoian) April 14, 2014
Seems @USAirways finally deleted those tweets. Here’s a completely safe for work re-enactment. I promise, it’s safe. pic.twitter.com/4gc6HUewcr
— Zach Woosley (@GingeFC) April 14, 2014
"Ohhhhh, we thought you wanted more customer CERVIX options!" – @USAirways
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) April 14, 2014
So THAT'S what happened in Lost? #usairways
— Kevin Bolton (@Bolton_Lava) April 14, 2014
#USAirways needs to learn from @SouthwestAir: Put a woman model on a plane, not a model plane in a woman. pic.twitter.com/jtaXGngc9c
— Peyton's Head (@PeytonsHead) April 14, 2014
Just tried to book a flight on US Airways, but they said there was no womb.
— Bill Crawford (@dveBillCrawford) April 15, 2014
Capt. Sully makes a soft landing in a vagina after hitting a flock of birds during takeoff. #USAirwaysPicOfAPlaneInHerHoohoo
— Bob Kevoian (@bobkevoian) April 14, 2014
US Airways announces non-stop service to Uranus.
— Ashley (@ashleycrem) April 15, 2014
Some people are saying @USAirways was hacked but it looks like an inside job.
— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) April 14, 2014
.@USAirways keep in mind your nearest exit may be behind you
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 14, 2014
Keep this in mind if you're having a bad day: #usairways didn't tweet out a picture of your main gate today.
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) April 14, 2014
I've been staring at this @USAirways picture for 3 hours and still haven't thought of a good joke. Not stopping till I get one
— Tommy Johnagin (@tommyjohnagin) April 14, 2014
I wonder how much US Airways charges for nuts.
— Jaydi Samuels (@JessCallMeJaydi) April 14, 2014
US Airways announces all flights will arrive in terminal V. #Zing
— Bob Kevoian (@bobkevoian) April 14, 2014
@bobkevoian Hopefully it doesn't come up short and land in terminal A.
— Kevin Maher (@Kpmaher15) April 14, 2014
I keep hearing that #usairways has a new social media campaign that really grabs you.
— Ali Davis (@Ali_Davis) April 14, 2014
@bobandtom I have heard of pilots be in hairy positions, but that's just ridiculous
— Zachary Sanders (@DoucheMcMoose) April 15, 2014
Seriously, the TSA screening procedures have finally gone too far. #USAirwaysPicOfAPlaneInHerHoohoo #USAirlines
— The BOB & TOM Show (@bobandtom) April 15, 2014
CNN spent one month straight speculating about the plane, but they never once thought to look there. #USAirways
— AG (@AG_Conservative) April 14, 2014
Did you see #usairways' new spokesmodel? She's plane-looking.
— VoxPackers (@VoxPackers) April 14, 2014
I'm not flying US Airways till I'm married.
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 14, 2014
Dear God. My parents were on that @USAirways flight!
— Josh Comers (@joshcomers) April 14, 2014
@bobandtom Pilots must have a serious case of tunnel vision
— Charley Lindemood (@Xraychuck) April 15, 2014
US Airways; if you want to fly First Class you'll need to pull some strings. @bobkevoian @bobandtom
— Boyd J. Kills Back (@cadetkb) April 15, 2014
@bobandtom US Airways…This taint your Grandmother's airline.
— David Sturgeon (@DLSturgeon) April 15, 2014
@bobandtom heard @USAirways is offering nonstop flights to VaChina
— Jarrod Bailey (@jkzm820) April 15, 2014
#usairways In Russia, airplane stowaway in you. @bobandtom
— Darrell Câ—‹â—ÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂÂmes (@heybanner) April 14, 2014
The social media director at #usairways explanation pic.twitter.com/p3XZeurdrA
— Droid 4.01 (@droid254) April 15, 2014
You know if it were #VirginAmerica, she would have just been cuddling with that plane. #usairways
— Damian Holbrook (@TVGMDamian) April 14, 2014
I found where all the lost planes in the Bermuda Triangle went. #usairways
— FEAR THE BEARD TIME (@28over87) April 14, 2014
They knew where to find the black box. #usairways
— Sahil Shrivastava (@sahilshriv) April 14, 2014
Maybe the first time a hard landing was seen as a good thing #USAirways
— Sir Canuckles (@SirCanuckles) April 14, 2014
Looks like the Mile High Club joined her #usairways
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) April 14, 2014
If your #USAirways flight lasts longer than four hours, please seek medical attention.
— Dav (@Davs_TwoCents) April 14, 2014
So that's why it's called a "landing strip." #usairways
— Kristin E. (@theshenerd) April 14, 2014
#usairways is thinking outside the box.
— Lynne Viccaro OLeary (@MktgDriveThru) April 14, 2014
It turns out that the official mascot for #USAirways is the spread eagle.
— rob (@StumpTheRob) April 14, 2014
If the @USAirways plane got that woman pregnant, you just *know* the baby will be late. (Just like this joke.)
— Jelisa Castrodale (@gordonshumway) April 15, 2014
Who put this guy in charge of the @USAirways Twitter account?? pic.twitter.com/azXBUQtdJy
— Jon Eiseman (@Jon_Eiseman) April 14, 2014
Not to be outdone by @USAirways, @AirCanada replies with it’s own image. pic.twitter.com/aEJZH534Fk
— Jamie Calder (@jamiecalder) April 14, 2014
I goof around with my mom, pass the pic on to my friend at #usairways, & now this mess.
— Ben Hoffman (@thebenshow) April 15, 2014
wow @usairways you guys celebrate passover differently huh
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 14, 2014
wow @usairways you guys celebrate passover differently huh
— lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) April 14, 2014
Charging $60 to check 2 bags is still the grossest thing US Airways has done.
— Vanessa Ramos (@thatRamosgirl) April 14, 2014
Someone defaced our @Ogilvy #socialvy poster today… It was beautiful #usairways pic.twitter.com/b6OqAv8Yad
— Justin Butler (@Justinrbutler) April 15, 2014
.@USAirways am i doing this right. pic.twitter.com/gcthwmwmmv
— Jay (@jaymeisterrr) April 15, 2014
So, how many frequent flier miles is THAT??? @USAirways @LoriLewis @brittwhitmire
— Scott Sands (@scottsands) April 14, 2014
i know that US Airways is investigating The Tweet, but it feels more like a probe to me
— Josh Fjelstad (@joshfjelstad) April 14, 2014
Either someone at US Airways is terrible at doing their job or incredible at quitting their job.
— CC:Indecision (@indecision) April 14, 2014
I only follow @USAirways for the articles! I swear!
— The Guy (@theguydf) April 14, 2014
If @USAirways just shaved time off their schedule and eliminated unscheduled layovers, they could really penetrate the market.
— Paul Myers (@pulmyears) April 14, 2014
Still not the worst selfie someone's taken. #usairways
— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) April 14, 2014
That airport stinks. #usairways
— Erik Tanouye (@toyns) April 14, 2014
So, @ElleRafter, are you satisfied with that feedback?
— Cooper Fleishman (@_Cooper) April 14, 2014
Southwest had the same photo shoot as #USAirways but they made her stop 3 times during it.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) April 15, 2014